The Federation of Mother Russicania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Kozlov with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.255 billion Mother Russicanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xiport. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mother Russicanian economy, worth 263 trillion Russicania Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,647 Russicania Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets, and vacationing Mother Russicanians expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mother Russicania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Cathloic.

Mother Russicania is ranked 15,338^th in the world and 41^st in Europeia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 120.27 kickbacks per hour.