The Kingdom of Mseskir is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mseskir with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.373 billion Mseskirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mseskir City. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mseskirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,925 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,986 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mseskir claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', prospective secessionists nervously declare how worthless and unimportant they are, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and Mseskir can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mseskir's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Mseskir is ranked 12,530^th in the world and 2^nd in Bisexual for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.26 law-abiding acts per hour.