The Rogue Nation of MSN47 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Highlander with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and lack of airports. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.128 billion MSN47ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bidenx. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient MSN47ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,196 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 270,205 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and exterminators swarm MSN47ian homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN47's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cards.

MSN47 is ranked 264,924^th in the world and 773^rd in Mikes Hope for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 470.82 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.