The Rogue Nation of MSN82 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Highlander with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.994 billion MSN82ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonayviax. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient MSN82ian economy, worth 512 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,086 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, the first sword of MSN82 does not run, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MSN82's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cards.

MSN82 is ranked 5,454^th in the world and 6^th in Yggdrasil for Most Patriotic, with 76.41 flags saluted per person per day.