The Kingdom of Mukubird is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.559 billion Mukubirdians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 30.1%.

The Mukubirdian economy, worth 190 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,723 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, a major religion has been named as Mukubird's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Mukubird in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mukubird's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mukubird is ranked 276,490^th in the world and 8^th in Ramallah for Smartest Citizens, with 17.7 quips per hour.