The Praetorian Guards of Munifex is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.001 billion Munifexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Munifexian economy, worth 385 trillion lire a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,773 lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,001 per year while the poor average 5,781, a ratio of 33.6 to 1.

A video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Munifex's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Munifex is ranked 281,388^th in the world and 10^th in The Legio Wars for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.