The Bizarre Performance Art of Muppet Gonzo is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Camilla the Chicken with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed population of 13.716 billion daredevils are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The daring economy, worth 983 trillion applauses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,670 applauses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Muppet Gonzo's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is weird.

Muppet Gonzo is ranked 139,920^th in the world and 36^th in The Muppet Show for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 495.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.