The Fashionable death haven of Murderos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by god overlord Bruce willis with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed population of 3.905 billion criminals enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of homicide. The average income tax rate is 8.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Murderosian economy, worth 732 trillion corpses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,555 corpses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Students are taught to count with all 9 fingers, voters must decide whether to go number one or number two, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Murderos's national animal is the cuthulu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is cult of gambling.

Murderos is ranked 29,756^th in the world and 25^th in United Commonwealth for Smartest Citizens, with 56.66 quips per hour.