The United States of Murica is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning epic eagle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.748 billion Muricans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Murican economy, worth 569 trillion almighty dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,427 almighty dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,813 per year while the poor average 11,917, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Murica's national animal is the epic eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Murica is ranked 162,350^th in the world and 104^th in Eurth for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.