The District of Muur van Rozen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.891 billion Muurians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong Muur van Rozenian economy, worth 716 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,117 aurums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,904 per year while the poor average 3,686, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, and clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Muur van Rozen's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Muur van Rozen is ranked 116,043^rd in the world and 3^rd in Bloemfontein for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.41 kickbacks per hour.