The Republic of MW CN CSTP is a massive, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.26 billion MW CN CSTPians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.1%.

The strong MW CN CSTPian economy, worth 82.3 trillion Artcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,317 Artcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MW CN CSTP's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MW CN CSTP is ranked 103,545^th in the world and 41^st in Modern Warships for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,307.98 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.