The Emirate of My Harem is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vana'she with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.263 billion khadimat are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madinat al-ḥarīm. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped pleasing economy, worth 73.3 trillion dirhams a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,404 dirhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. My Harem's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is consensual pleasure.

My Harem is ranked 185,484^th in the world and 1^st in the Orient for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 929.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.