The Woodhouse Sanctum of Mysa is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.985 billion Mysans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.
The strong Mysan economy, worth 217 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,526 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Top universities admit students based on how often they correct interviewers, walls don't have ears, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mysa's national animal is the Death's-head hawkmoth, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Mysa is ranked 174,394th in the world and 1st in Boracay for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,059.3 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mysa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Mysa, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
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Mysa, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
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Mysa, walls don't have ears.
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Mysa, top universities admit students based on how often they correct interviewers.
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Mysa, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
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Mysa, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.
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Mysa, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
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Mysa, the government snoops on private internet connections.
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Mysa was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".















