The District of Mystyk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 44.296 billion Mystykians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District Capital Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The thriving Mystykian economy, worth a remarkable 2,454 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 55,412 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mystykians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, the tobacco industry has burnt out, and a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for moose sacrifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mystyk's national animal is the moose, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mystyk is ranked 12,994^th in the world and 1^st in Maine for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.23 percentage of bribes refused.