Population | 6.053 billion |
Currency | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Animal | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
The Borderlands of N62642 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.053 billion N62642ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient N62642ian economy, worth 873 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,297 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Babysitters are a thing of the past, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N62642's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
N62642 is ranked 258,989th in the world and 9,018th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -184.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : N62642 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Developed, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in N62642, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
- : Following new legislation in N62642, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : N62642 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in N62642, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
- : Following new legislation in N62642, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in N62642, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in N62642, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in N62642, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
- : Following new legislation in N62642, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon.