Population | 4.381 billion |
Capital | Tokyo |
Leader | Yoshinobu Takagi |
Faith | Shinto |
Currency | Gruber |
Animal | Komodo Dragon |
The Matriarchy of Nakatomi Corporation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yoshinobu Takagi with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.381 billion Nakatomi Corporationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Nakatomi Corporationian economy, worth 898 trillion Grubers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,196 Grubers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, most people learn to drive on crash courses, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nakatomi Corporation's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shinto.
Nakatomi Corporation is ranked 228,174th in the world and 9th in Sovereign Corporate League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Yoshinobu Takagi'.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Nakatomi Corporation, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.