The Most Serene Peoples Republic of Nakeyy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by All Peoples President Marcu Daleó with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.655 billion Nakeyyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cresanden. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nakeyyian economy, worth 378 trillion Seves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 142,679 Seves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", chickens roam the streets freely, foreign musicians that All Peoples President Marcu Daleó dislikes are turned away at the border, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nakeyy's national animal is the Leogryph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nakeyy is ranked 4,207^th in the world and 8^th in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,012.64 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.