The Queen's State of Namibia State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.728 billion Namibia Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Namibia Statean economy, worth 792 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 29,656 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,629 per year while the poor average 1,593, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, Namibia State has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Namibia State in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Namibia State's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Namibia State is ranked 105,210^th in the world and 2^nd in Namibia for Most Primitive, scoring -21.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.