The Exquisite Autocratic Island of Namoon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by NdC with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.425 billion Noonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peanut Noodle Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Namoonian economy, worth 201 trillion Nutzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,595 Nutzes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 815,208 per year while the poor average 11,787, a ratio of 69.2 to 1.

Ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, there is something rotten in the state of Namoon, and NdC is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namoon's national animal is the King Ramen Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Renoosm.

Namoon is ranked 99,510^th in the world and 8^th in The Planet Renooth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.05 law-abiding acts per hour.