The Kingdom of Narniada is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.99 billion Narniadans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The very strong Narniadan economy, worth 874 trillion Florians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 67,312 Florians, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,732 per year while the poor average 11,912, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Narniada's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bharanda.

Narniada is ranked 52,650^th in the world and 64^th in The Eighth Closet for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,638.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.