The Armed Forces of Nationale Volksarmee is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.706 billion Nationale Volksarmeeans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The Nationale Volksarmeean economy, worth 64.0 trillion East German marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 37,512 East German marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across Nationale Volksarmee are blocked up with orders for new public loos, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, and a major religion has been named as Nationale Volksarmee's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nationale Volksarmee's national animal is the Deutsche Demokratische Republik, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nationale Volksarmee is ranked 241,446^th in the world and 3^rd in CPSU for Most Developed, scoring 51.85 on the Human Development Index.