The Restored Empire of Natopia is a behemoth, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Zeal I with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 51.705 billion Natopians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serradia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Natopian economy, worth an astonishing 24,882 trillion Alerican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 481,233 Alerican Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,662,368 per year while the poor average 101,886, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, red tape is the only thing longer than medication inserts, and hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs. Crime is totally unknown. Natopia's national animal is the Blue Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is None.

Natopia is ranked 16,173^rd in the world and 25^th in Aesica for Highest Poor Incomes, with 101,886.39 Standard Monetary Units.