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Largest Populations: 26th Most Cheerful Citizens: 66th Highest Economic Output: 91st
The Restored Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
The Legend Shall Never Die
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population36.374 billion

LeaderEmperor Zeal I

CurrencyAlerican Dollar
AnimalBlue Whale

The Restored Empire of Natopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Zeal I with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 36.374 billion Natopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serradia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Natopian economy, worth an astonishing 16,698 trillion Alerican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 459,091 Alerican Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, artists are pillars of society, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Natopia's national animal is the Blue Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Zealism.

Natopia is ranked 150,400th in the world and 5,504th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.43 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Populations: 26thMost Cheerful Citizens: 66thHighest Economic Output: 91stSmartest Citizens: 93rdLargest Mining Sector: 123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 172ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 302ndHighest Average Incomes: 338thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 504thLargest Publishing Industry: 520thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 543rdSafest: 685thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 757thHighest Disposable Incomes: 783rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 869thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 925thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 968thMost Efficient Economies: 976thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,021stHealthiest Citizens: 1,097thMost Avoided: 1,203rdLargest Governments: 1,289thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,554thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,636thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,707thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,183rdRudest Citizens: 2,269thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,139thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,333rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,480thLargest Retail Industry: 5,083rdMost Cultured: 6,347thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,596thTop
Most Influential: 9,344thMost Secular: 11,048thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,368thNudest: 13,184thHighest Drug Use: 14,393rd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 158th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 194th in the regionNudest: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 242nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 340th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 376th in the regionLargest Black Market: 447th in the regionMost Influential: 528th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Natopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.


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