The United Kingdom of Nattania is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, fear of technology, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.533 billion Nattanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nattanian economy, worth 927 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,067 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,545 per year while the poor average 15,335, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

The number of children one can have is restricted by law, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Nattania are famed for their reasonable volume levels, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nattania's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nattania is ranked 243,300^th in the world and 6^th in The Realm of Varangia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 580.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.