The Democratic Republic of Naviwind is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Churro The Human with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.628 billion Naviwindians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gridlock. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Naviwindian economy, worth a remarkable 4,486 trillion Naviwindian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,845 Naviwindian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and craps take up a lot of time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naviwind's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Navidism.

Naviwind is ranked 210,865^th in the world and 1^st in The COG for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 125.01 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.