The Grand Republic of Neo Killadonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Brian Fallon with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 28.368 billion Neo Killadonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worcester. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Neo Killadonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,564 trillion killmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is 90,390 killmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Killadonia's national animal is the welsh corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo Killadonia is ranked 171,402^nd in the world and 3^rd in Monkey island for Largest Black Market, with 815 billion Standard Monetary Units.