The Empire of Neoeurasia is a mid-sized, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 50 million Neoeurasians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.6%.

The very strong Neoeurasian economy, worth 3.16 trillion Roubleses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,216 Roubleses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,639 per year while the poor average 11,204, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', one complaint of Neoeurasia's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and piracy is the nation's most popular pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Neoeurasia's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neoeurasia is ranked 94,747^th in the world and 2^nd in New Anglo Saxica for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.