The County of Neosho is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.688 billion Neoshans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Neoshan economy, worth 191 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 71,244 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,564 per year while the poor average 16,107, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, the children of Neosho are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Neosho's national animal is the cow.

Neosho is ranked 134,296^th in the world and 11^th in County for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,402.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.