The Kingdom of Nepatike is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kayaton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.449 billion Nepatas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tawana. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nepatan economy, worth 530 trillion kwantas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,240 kwantas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, it turns out that trees grow on kwantas, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and research to reduce famine is defunded by a one percent margin vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nepatike's national animal is the moamoa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pachithea.

Nepatike is ranked 84,799^th in the world and 2^nd in Stubby Toe for Highest Average Incomes, with 82,240.23 Standard Monetary Units.