The Absolute State of Nerwarya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gregory Braun with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.458 billion Nerwaryans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dieseldorph. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nerwaryan economy, worth a remarkable 9,535 trillion Nerws a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 313,060 Nerws, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,517,662 per year while the poor average 37,380, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Blue bloods are welcome in Nerwarya, domestic fishermen fly the Nerwaryan flag out of fear of being blown up, all facts are created equal, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nerwarya's national animal is the wildebeest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Nerwarya is ranked 330,017^th in the world and 4^th in Imperium Figarium for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.33 on the Kitten Softness Rating.