Population | 25.122 billion |
Capital | Dieseldorph |
Leader | Gregory Braun |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Nerw |
Animal | wildebeest |
The Absolute State of Nerwarya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gregory Braun with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.122 billion Nerwaryans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dieseldorph. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Nerwaryan economy, worth a remarkable 8,490 trillion Nerws a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 337,960 Nerws, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,364,761 per year while the poor average 55,859, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.
Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, several inches are being added to first class seating, and citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nerwarya's national animal is the wildebeest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Nerwarya is ranked 134,995th in the world and 2nd in Imperium Figarium for Most Stationary, with 236.93250808532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nerwarya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Nerwarya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Nerwarya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Nerwarya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Nerwarya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Nerwarya lodged a message on the Imperium Figarium Regional Message Board.
- : Nerwarya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Nerwarya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Nerwarya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Nerwarya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.