The Commonwealth of NeuLombardei is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 3.128 billion NeuLombardeians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming NeuLombardeian economy, worth 348 trillion Guldens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,371 Guldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto NeuLombardeian beaches, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeuLombardei's national animal is the dove.

NeuLombardei is ranked 16,614^th in the world and 2^nd in HRRDN Commonwealth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,328.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.