The Commonwealth of NeuLothringen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.215 billion NeuLothringenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving NeuLothringenian economy, worth 332 trillion Guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,535 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, builders across NeuLothringen are blocked up with orders for new public loos, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NeuLothringen's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NeuLothringen is ranked 37,266^th in the world and 4^th in HRRDN Commonwealth for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50 on the Kitten Softness Rating.