The Dictatorship of New Boston rp is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.747 billion New Boston rpians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The strong New Boston rpian economy, worth 274 trillion Lols a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 57,769 Lols, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Boston rp's national animal is the Duck.

New Boston rp is ranked 87,247^th in the world and 4^th in Archai for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.