The ANTI LIBERAL ALLIANCE of New Cerdenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.768 billion New Cerdenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong New Cerdenian economy, worth 689 trillion Cerds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,057 Cerds, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, voting is voluntary, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Cerdenia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Cerdenia is ranked 277,437^th in the world and 4^th in Christian Union of Men for Safest, scoring 7.06 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.