The Eternal Empire of New Imperial Britannia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by William II Lancaster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.753 billion Imperial Britannians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Imperial Britannian economy, worth an astonishing 10,641 trillion British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 675,502 British Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,183,145 per year while the poor average 157,953, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of British Pounds in blood to make a point about government incomes, military spending is on the increase, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, and jaywalking will put an end to a family tree. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Imperial Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Imperial Britannia is ranked 53,778^th in the world and 2^nd in Azure Watester Federation for Most Developed, scoring 76.37 on the Human Development Index.