The Yelps of New Lotanio is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Ministre Thibaud Carré with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.978 billion Ethorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erzotozkah. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New Lotench - Ethorian economy, worth 375 trillion Mitars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,410 Mitars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Lotanio's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

New Lotanio is ranked 43,726^th in the world and 3^rd in Kryndel for Highest Poor Incomes, with 60,486.57 Standard Monetary Units.