The Republic of New Netherland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.843 billion New Netherlandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nieuw-Amsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The very strong New Netherlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,770 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

New Netherland has designated Nieuw-Amsterdam as its capital city, untold millions of guilders are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, guns are banned, and left unchosen has been named as New Netherland's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Netherland's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is left unchosen.

New Netherland is ranked 235,380^th in the world and 13^th in Planeet Aarde for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.31 law-abiding acts per hour.