The Gootraxias of New order of Equus is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Feizao Fashui and Lang with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.497 billion Imperials are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goopy wasteland. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 3,655 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 292,517 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New order of Equus's national animal is the Gootraxian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Harmonism.

New order of Equus is ranked 314,227^th in the world and 84^th in Furry Hangout for Nicest Citizens, with 0.57 average smiles per day.