The United People's Republic of New Osagh is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ahmed Shah with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, lack of airports, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.855 billion New Osaghians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Asana. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Osaghian economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion serads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 151,013 serads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in New Osagh they're lyin', prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, record numbers of New Osaghians find themselves enrolled in the nationwide bootstrap pulling initiative, and most fires are already out by the time the bucket brigade gets to them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Osagh's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Osagh is ranked 57,101^st in the world and 1^st in Osagh for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,881.64 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.