The Second PDR of New Pache is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Irakli Minervadze - ირაკლი მინერვაძე with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.012 billion Pachéans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirika - ცირიკა. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Pachéan economy, worth 291 trillion mitar - მიტარიs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,571 mitar - მიტარიs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, New Pache has designated Cirika - ცირიკა as its capital city, Irakli Minervadze - ირაკლი მინერვაძე has just been declared ruler of New Pache in an international press conference, and no official religion - არანაირი ოფიციალუ has been named as New Pache's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Pache's national animal is the Paché koldar - კოლდარი, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is no official religion - არანაირი ოფიციალუ.

New Pache is ranked 25,653^rd in the world and 12^th in Corvinia Refounded for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.12 percentage of bribes refused.