The Kingdom of New Thraxia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.248 billion New Thraxians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alwadha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The strong New Thraxian economy, worth 142 trillion rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 63,261 rials, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. New Thraxia's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Thraxia is ranked 188,846^th in the world and 48^th in International Democratic Union for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.