The Republic of New Wolverine is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.101 billion New Wolverineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong New Wolverinean economy, worth 76.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,224 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. New Wolverine's national animal is the wolverine.

New Wolverine is ranked 90,803^rd in the world and 2^nd in Yukon for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.