The Holy Super Colonial Empire of New World Greenland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Noitder Lastnamenull with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 18.176 billion Perfect have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuukcorecentreheartland. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Perfect economy, worth a remarkable 2,815 trillion Goods a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,928 Goods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists, Emperor Noitder Lastnamenull is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New World Greenland's national animal is the Robotic giant turtle guardian, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New World Greenland is ranked 22,574^th in the world and 1,520^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 91.73 kickbacks per hour.