The New player of Newbie is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Noob with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.667 billion Friends to Noob enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'I miss you Sixer' city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.8%.

The powerhouse a friend to Noob economy, worth 132 trillion Bloxxy-Colas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,720 Bloxxy-Colas, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newbie's national animal is the Sixer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bloxxycolaholism.

Newbie is ranked 73,521^st in the world and 8^th in The Lobby for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 58.78 Effective Tax Rate.