The Federal Republic of NewMalayan is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Robert Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.032 billion NewMalayanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Lumpur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient NewMalayanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,761 trillion MYDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 219,352 MYDS, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in NewMalayan they're lyin', former Neutrality holy sites are reconsecrated as teppanyaki restaurants, artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink, and ex-cons are paid to remain law-abidingly dull. Crime is totally unknown. NewMalayan's national animal is the Malayan Tapir, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neutrality.

NewMalayan is ranked 31,996^th in the world and 52^nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Poor Incomes, with 72,632.6 Standard Monetary Units.