The Memorial Nation of of NewTexas is a behemoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 51.602 billion NewTexans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 20,403 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 395,401 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, and street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 331,040^th in the world and 64^th in Texas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -22.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.