The Precious Gemnation of Nhaurzjanilhe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Morgana Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.494 billion Nhaurzjanilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogarnitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nhaurzjanilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,750 trillion Morganites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,409 Morganites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Morganite mansions, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is totally unknown. Nhaurzjanilhe's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Nhaurzjanilhe is ranked 292,907^th in the world and 41^st in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -29.91 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.