The Kingdom of Niedaea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Impératrice Divine Cecilia V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.328 billion Niedaeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The strong Niedaean economy, worth 232 trillion Aurris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,593 Aurris, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Impératrice Divine Cecilia V has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niedaea's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Niedaea is ranked 282,112^th in the world and 19^th in Badlands Frontier for Smartest Citizens, with 16.34 quips per hour.