The Free Land of Night Ranger is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 6.372 billion Rangers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neverland. The average income tax rate is 28.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nocturnal economy, worth 198 trillion Margrasian francs a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,132 Margrasian francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and third world countries are rich in "I Love Neverland" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Night Ranger's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Night Ranger is ranked 73,867^th in the world and 16^th in The Sea of Love for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.