The Protectorate of No Freedoom is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sovereign Virgil II with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.442 billion Arcadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Dolphin. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Arcadian economy, worth 688 trillion Bytes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 282,005 Bytes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Freedoom's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is OSI.

No Freedoom is ranked 148,552^nd in the world and 5^th in lemon lowlands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 422.4 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.