The Protectorate of Noddion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.204 billion Noddionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Noddionian economy, worth 314 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,807 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,294,649 per year while the poor average 1,846, a ratio of 701 to 1.

Visions of giant pink beavers are a common side effect after Noddionians eat their meals, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader, many in Noddion are born in the purple, and former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noddion's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noddion is ranked 91,134^th in the world and 6^th in The Real Middle Earth for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 50.95 Effective Tax Rate.